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Review for Europa Moon Kiyoshi Station #4

By Anonymous – June 5th, 2031

(one star because this app doesn’t let me give zero stars, but if i could i would)

Europa station four SUCKS!!! I payed 25,000 for this trip, got zero-gravity sickness twice, and it wasn’t even worth it.

first off, you don’t even get a good view of Jupiter. i got a corner room at the station with full ceiling to floor windows on two walls (which the ad says is the best type of room available) and I could barely see the planet! unacceptibal.

Secondly, the place was super crowded, and noisy. there was like 5000 people here, is the station even supposed to have that many? go find a different station! There’s like 20 of them anyways. also i think the pressurization in my room was off, my eardrums kept popping every time I entered.

The staff is also very unfriendly. i asked for some extra towels for my room, and it took an hour before they showed up. And when the maid did show up she seemed annoyed. again, WHO PAYED 25,000???

lastly, the tour of the moon was awful. The suit they gave me was too small and kept pinching the entire time, and our guide was suuuuuper boring. and while we were hiking there was this huge vibration like an earthquake and we had to return to the shuttle until it stopped.

Europa Station four is a huge waste of money and i will not be returning, plus if you guys read this i want a refund.

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